Soooo I come home from work... And I must confess I have an easy job. The weather today was a vast improvement over last week. It was a mild 38 with a slight and gentle breeze. Yes, it was a bit overcast, but we did see a patch of blue sky just before the temperature dropped and the snow started falling. Ok as I was saying I have an easy job. I am the crew foreman for a gang of roofers. These guys ain't pretty, but they are an entertaining and hard working bunch. Soooo I come home from work and all I want to do is get on the internet and harass innocent Xangans. You know, bebop around a few sites and make snide and rude comments. It's just my nature. BUT NOOOO. My cat who thinks he is the center of the universe wants ME to pay attention to HIM instead. 
Soooo here I sit typing with one hand while attempting to satiate his quest for personal human contact. BUT that isn't good enough for him. NOOOOO He also has to sit on top of the keyboard, in front of the monitor and thrash about like a convulsive teen in a mosh pit. AND as if that isn't enough he decides, without ANY prompting from me that my painting supplies would be more comfortable on the floor... Yep. He jumps to my paint table and knocks the water, brushes and palette to the floor, deliberately and on purpose. Fortunately, he is the good cat and I like him... he has nice soft fur... Hmmm, I bet he would make a good scarf... 
Don't sit there looking all innocent! | 
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