May 26, 2014

  • $10.5 Million

    I received this email today -

     

    European Union
    Office for Co-ordination of Humanitarian Affairs (OCHA)
    EU/UN High Commission Plaza, Washington DC, USA
    Our Ref: EU/UN/OCHA-WA/511

    Ref: Your Unpaid Lottery/Contract/Inheritance Fund

    Dear Sir/Madam,

    Consequent to the clamoring appeals and petitions leveled against the Federal Government by the esteemed lottery, contract, and Inheritance fund claimants due to the non-payment of their overdue fund; the European Union High Commission has been conferred the sole responsibility to carry out a thorough and satisfactory scrutiny of the issue affected beneficiaries, and thus we discovered with dismay that your payment sum of $10.5m has also been unnecessarily delayed by the corrupt officials.

    However, we are unaware that most unpaid and affected beneficiaries harbors some odd sentiment, disenchantment and discontentment about the Federal Government, but you are to be re-assured that in every adversity carries its proportional advantage.

    Nevertheless, our discovery during our Investigation is that you have been scammed and mis-led by some syndicates in Government offices, especially in Africa. So many of these corrupt officials have been sacked, probe and detained in jail custody, after they were found guilt of the petition written on them by fund beneficiaries. Be advised to desist from further communication with every offices/Authorities/Banks you have been dealing with in regards to your fund to avoid anything that will jeopardize our efforts towards your payment.

    Yours faithfully,

    Mr. Frank Thomas

     

     

    To my dear readers,

    Do I Have A Deal For You!

    The first five of you to send me $10,000 in bearer bonds will receive $1.25 million from me as soon as I collect my lottery/contract/inheritance funds!

    Very Truly Yours

    Aloysius_son

Comments (13)

  • I sent it to you in cash. Let me know when you receive it!

  • Did you get the money I sent you?!
    Snort!
    :-D

  • Sounds like a good return on investment.

  • I receive a lot of calls or e.mails like that .
    Enjoy! :-)
    In friendship
    Michel

  • I guess they're not Nigerian anymore, huh? :P

  • :-) Oh sure!! Ummmmm....Wait a minute, I'm thinking on it....Ummmm....Nah!! LOL!!

    What will the scammer's thing up next, lol!!

    I'm glad you saw through this, most people are smart, but still....There are some people who will fall for it, and wait, and wait, and wait, for the money that will never come, after they've paid in several thousand dollars to get it.....

  • so many want something for nothing and believe it or con artist won't do it so much.

  • I saw pigs fly today...so my money is on it's way to you! ;-) :-D

    Thanks for letting me in on such a great deal! :-)

    HUGS!!! :-)

    PS...I didn't just fall off the turnip truck...I'm still riding around on it! Ha! :-P

  • Scammers accusing others of scamming! What a novel concept. BTW, the first sections of the London Bridge will be delivered to your driveway at 5 AM, tomorrow.

  • Hehe! They still seem to fool some people. Glad you aren't in that group.

  • Sure. It's in the mail (hahaha). I answered a phone call today from someone with an accent who said there was a problem with my computer. He asked if I had heard of it and I said no. Then he asked if I was at my computer. I said, no, I was cooking. So he said, that's OK, never mind. And hung up.

  • I will send you my 10K as soon as I know for sure that Hell has frozen over. Can you wait that long?

    Great post John!

  • This is tricky! There actually is an Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs, but it's part of the UN, not the EU (I know because I worked there).

    Hmmmm....spammers are the worst.

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