April 22, 2014

  • Hard Boiled Eggs

    It's a jam
    the internet scam
    with all the spam
    and advertising slams

    I like my toast buttered
    with a sprinkling of cinnamon
    and sugar

    It's like having peanut butter
    stuck to the roof of your mouth
    or flying south
    in the spring time

    I like my eggs sunny side up
    and a nice warm cup
    of fresh brewed coffee

    It's tough going to work
    at three thirty in the morning
    like eating hardboiled eggs
    with out any salt

    I like sausage with my breakfast
    and a nice piece of fruit
    or perhaps some crispy bacon

    Its a scam
    all this internet spam
    just getting jammed
    and continually slammed

     

     

Comments (10)

  • I'm glad y sister made deviled eggs

  • I loved this very tasty poem.

  • Breakfast layered between sliced spam! I think I've had: toast-egg-spam-toast... or the way it is written spam-toast-egg-jam-toast-spam might be god too but definitely needs a fork! Yum!

  • Prefer strawberry jam over internet jams and scams! :-D
    Now I'm hungry for breakfast again! :-)
    Great poem!
    HUGS!!! :-)

  • :) I like eggs only a certain way, and that means not sunny side up. Anything that jiggles around is not edible for me. I turn the egg over and smother the yolk and only then I can eat it. I hated eggs until I came here. We used to have fowls at home and got our eggs from the hens and ducks. God I hated them. Bleh! The smell would give me a headache. Here, I love to make omelets and scrambled eggs and the kind I talked about on the top. ?is it called 'over east'?
    But like you , I like my toast buttered, and yes a little sugar and cinnamon please. Yum!

  • I think I'm getting hungry reading this.

  • Funny....Beautifully written.....Until now, I didn't know that hard boiled eggs were a part of spamming......

  • I had no idea eggs were an internet scam!

    Sail on... sail on!!!

  • I need salt and pepper on my hard boiled eggs, after they are chopped up mixed with some mayo and sweet relish and spread on some fresh sour dough bread....and bacon too!

  • I like cinnamon,too.

    you are funny

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