My wife and I were on our way to visit with friends and family when I spot this smoking hot blonde flying by us in a bright yellow firebird, and I mean smoking.

I said to my wife, "There is something so very unattractive about a young lady with a smoldering cigarette dangling out of her mouth, smoke swirling into her eyes."

Traffic backs up in her lane and we pass her. This time she has the lit cigarette in her left hand and a mascara brush in her right. I am stupefied! "I gotta get a picture of this!", I say to my wife. Thankfully Lori is driving and is able to maintain the same speed as our heroine of the highway. I pull out my trusty cell-phone-cam.

We are coming to the I-490/590 split and she is heading south, we, east so I have to be quick! Just as soon as I snap the picture she turns her head and looks at me!

"HA! GOTCHA!" I smile and put away the camera.

Then she hits a bump in the highway, jabs her self in the eye with the mascara brush, drops her cigarette on the floor, freaks out, loses control and crashes her car in a fiery wreck!

Well at least she died pretty.

Ok I made up that last paragraph, but just to illustrate a point... What in tarnation was this chick thinking???

Anyway, I hope that when you drive, you pay more attention to the road than she did.

...And furthermore, why do you ladies think you need mascara to look beautiful anyhow? I like it better when your eyes are naked!

 Oo-la-la!

 Multi-tasking @ 65 MPH